So I get home from college and this guy is ruining the Hummus game. I went out of my way to get my favorite hummus, as most of you know (Trader Joe's Mediterranean) and bring it home and THIS GUY is chomping it down in all the wrong ways. There is a system when you eat this hummus. It comes with a reservoir of oil on the top that makes is delectable, yet my dad seems to think that the oil is all his. With every bite he takes goes another succulent section of the oil, and with it my hopes for an amazing tub of hummus. I can't stress enough how frustrating this is to me, and should be to all hummus lovers out there. My mother eats it perfectly fine, conserving the oil for maximum humjoyment. She takes direction well. MY father on the other hand stubbornly consumes whatever he wants, as if challenging my hummus authority. Let me tell you big guy. I am the Hummalpha in this household, and no one is going to take that away from me!
LISTEN- When you eat Trader Joe's Mediterranean Hummus you don't eat the oil until the end. You avoid it completely... like a person with the plague... Or a guy dressed as Santa Claus when it's not even close to Christmas. STAY AWAY FROM THE OIL PEOPLE! You save it until the end for the last quarter or so of the tub to be the best you've ever had.
Just thought I would update everyone. Keep on enjoying your hummus gang.
